The year is 2003. My MySpace was blasting  and my hair was   and absolutely nobody stopped me. My   were doing a lot of heavy lifting. I got everywhere on my   , because obviously. My away message was   and my ringtone was    which played at full volume every time. 

I've changed. My hair's changed. My style's changed. But there's one thing about me that was already perfect back then, and somehow still is.